Funny Thread of Times Kids Completely Butchered Names

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    Font - Brianne M. Kohl @Briannekohl. Follow My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette. 12:20 PM - Mar 18, 2022
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    Font - Elise Shanbacker @lizziellen Replying to @BrianneKohl My 2.5yo goes to daycare with identical twins named Maria and Aurelia but she calls them Maria and "More Maria" 2:51 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android 4,277 Retweets 637 Quote Tweets 77K Likes
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    Font - Behavioral HealthInstitute @DeirdreMWaters My son's preschool identical twin friends were Maddie and Not Maddie 3:11 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone ● . 1,298 Retweets 87 Quote Tweets 42.5K Likes
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    Font - Lizzie @betty_stal Replying to @BrianneKohl My mum was an infant school teacher. One of the kids thought God's actual name was Harold. As in "Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name." 3:37 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android S 1,900 Retweets 386 Quote Tweets 25.3K Likes
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    Font - Abbie Petit @AbbiePetit Replying to @Briannekohl My daughter came home from the first week of Pre-K talking about her new friend Paper. We pored over the class roster to find her. Her name is Paige. 2:35 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android ● 1,658 Retweets 173 Quote Tweets 42.3K Likes
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    Font - Lucy @LuxExLibris Replying to @Briannekohl My daughter told me there was a girl in her class called Ordinary. Turned out it was Audrey. 2:18 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android ● 685 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 23.1K Likes
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    Font - RachJ @RachieMac00 My son has a friend at preschool called Audrey too. He assured me her name was Laundry 3:47 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone . 581 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 20.8K Likes
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    Font - Michelle @jetset86 Replying to @BrianneKohl I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said what's your name? "Pole". Your parents named you pole?? "yes" so I'm asking him things and calling him Pole. Later someone was like "why are you doing that?? He's from England, he's Paul" omg 9:52 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone . 261 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets 5,846 Likes
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    Font - Jeff martini @martiniys Replying to @Briannekohl A hospital conversation: "Could I speak with my nurse?" "What was your nurse's name?" "I don't know." <rolls her eyes> "What's your name?" "Martini" ... "Spell it" "MARTINI" "No "L"?" "What?" "No "L"?" No. Where do you get "L"? MARTI NI" "NOEL. YOUR NURSE'S NAME IS NOEL"
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    Font - ali hawkins @alibhawkins Replying to @BrianneKohl Friend of mine went for a wax, the lady said "just so you know, you will have to kneel today". She thought "odd but fair enough”. Went in to the room, ready to get on all fours... "Hi, I'm Tenille!" 2:28 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone ● 1,162 Retweets 177 Quote Tweets 27.1K Likes
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    Font - Amanda Fields @aj_fields Replying to @BrianneKohl Starbucks barista in the making! 8:27 AM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone . 135 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 8,852 Likes
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    Font - Floating Shift Dr. Ohmskyy @HereToRebuild Replying to @Briannekohl My then 3-yr-old son had a play group that included a Jesse who was a girl and a Jesse who was a boy. We called them "Jesse TheGirl" and "JesseTheBoy" but didn't realize how thoroughly that had spread until one day I got a call "Hi, this is JesseTheBoy's mom...." 7:19 PM 3/18/22 Twitter Web App ● 220 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 7,339 Likes
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    Font - Babs Horton @BabsHorton WINTER ALLO Replying to @BrianneKohl My son kept telling me his best friend was called Joe Fish. I asked other people did they know this child. No one did. Turns out he was called Joseph. 2:20 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android 656 Retweets 35 Quote Tweets 21.3K Likes
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    Font - Zoë @twodotsknowwhy Replying to @BrianneKohl I once accidentally called my insurance agent Princess only to learn the next day that the connection sucked and her name was Frances and I didn't even have the excuse of being 8 2:14 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for Android ● 290 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 17.6K Likes
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    Font - Lauren D. Woods @Ladiwoods1 Replying to @BrianneKohl Love it! Similar situation where my daughter has long insisted her friend is "Your highness" and turns out his name is Johannes. 10:43 AM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone ● 813 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 18.6K Likes
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    Font - Read Tori Otstot @TOtstot Replying to @Briannekohl My 4 YO has a friend at school he calls Ugly. We got his bag of Valentines - her name is Oakleigh. 3:41 PM 3/18/22 Twitter for iPhone ● 447 Retweets 43 Quote Tweets 14.4K Likes
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    Font - Anna Asimakopulos → @asimakoaa Replying to @BrianneKohl and @AnnaAnthro When I came home from my first day in kindergarten, I told my mother 'there's a girl in my class called crème brûlée!' It was Kimberly. 4:48 PM 3/18/22 Twitter Web App ● 54 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1,464 Likes

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